Facebook Flashback pt.2

Sidebar: The following post is dated back to July 23, 2009 from my Facebook notes. I felt like giving these notes another chance to be relived. 

WBS #3 - Have you ever...

July 23, 2009 at 1:34 PM

This one was written on my way home, currently sitting in the train on Dyckman st, train is on standby and has been for approx . 5 mins or more ... soooo boredom strucked lol
There has been a power outage between 96th and 168th

HAVE YOU EVER .... (train edition)
1. Given your self a quick manicure with a metrocard that has no more fares on it, picking the dirt from under your nails. I know I have

2. Have you ever found yourself reading the "Train of Thought" bulletin, the subtalk ads. I love reading those, always look for it. Some of those quotes be deep man lol

3.noticed that the person next to you jamming to your music.. Smh

4. Sat next to the guy who seems to not understand that his balls can't possibly be so BIG that his legs must be so damn wideeeeeeeeeeeee, can you please close your legs a bit, you do know your invading my space. UGH

5. Had an encounter with that one person (male or female) that seems be staring your face off. HELLO I can feel your eyes.. My goodness, manners these days is like the fountain of youth existing, chivary is dead .. Please somebody prove me wrong.

6. Gave your seat to that one prego or elderly BEFORE it was the law.

7. Found yourself wondering when will the "subway Emergency Evacuation Information" come to some kind of use, hopefully never. I really don't want to be found walking through a dark tunnel with fatal volts and rats. No thanks

8. wondered why the 1 train haven't been upgraded, I mean every other train has flourescent lights, modern stop guide and clearer announcements.

9. Needed to look at the map on the train and somebody is sitting there and you felt like this awkard aura that suddenly arose. Lol They need to find a new location for that map, maybe on the inside roof of the train, just look up or look at the map before you get on the train

10. Found yourself typing on your phone underground and people looking at you, "hey, she's got service?! That's a sidekick, isn't that tmobile??"

That's all folks until next time .. WBS