The Birth of Yabber of the Grey Matter
It all started here. My brain.
It is constantly thinking, creating.
In a constant chatter for a lack of a better word.
In order to not descend into madness, I keep a notebook by my side at all times. Well, at least I try to. I keep a notebook by my bed, I'll suddenly awaken to write and back to sleep I go. Is that a disorder? If it is, I'm keeping it. (Ha.) The days I find myself without one of my many notebooks, I feel so lost. I feel like I'm holding tons of marbles without a container, I will lose a marble or two in no time.
I do use my phone to type up quite a few things but nothing beats pen to paper for me, I should open a stationery store to make sure it never disappears.
Anywho, back to the story of creation.
One day, like most days ... another thought struck me but it was gold! Metaphorical gold! The idea was to name one of my notebooks "The Bouncing Brain". My heart skipped a beat and my mind danced to its rhythm. What a brilliant idea I said to myself while I smiled somewhat menacingly, so I assume. Then I thought, "OH A BLOG!". My inner jury was conflicted at the idea because the purpose of that notebook was to jot down the oh so random thoughts while keeping the authenticity of writing. But then my rebuttal to that was, "who said I had to stop writing, don't you love the way your new laptop's keys sound and feel ... entrancing you to keep writing ... to keep typing. If I do recall, you wanted to write more about everything of nothing." Touche. A blog it is!
I'll name my blog "The Bouncing Brain". Simple.
But before I do, I wanted to verify my originality. A quick google search proved me wrong. It already existed. I mean I can keep the idea and go forth but it no longer felt the same.
Fine. OH. Let me search the synonyms for "bouncing". AHA! IN THE PINK! Perfect! I do love me a play of words too! Let's do another cross-reference. AGAIN!? That's ok.
OHH .. how about BABBLING! That is actually much more accurate! ... not again!
I will not give up now, this has become a mission.
Synonyms of "babbling": Prattle ... gabble ... yabber (these are the ones that stood out the most).
Suddenly, I started saying in the rhythm of Fred Flintstone's YABBA DABBA DOO.
It started to feel like home again.
Now to find a pleasing scheme for these words. THEN BOOM YET AGAIN! The brain is referred to as "grey matter" and do you know what rhymes with "grey matter" ... YABBER!
YABBER OF THE GREY MATTER
This is, IN FACT, the most accurate representation of the tone of this blog!
It is constantly thinking, creating.
In a constant chatter for a lack of a better word.
In order to not descend into madness, I keep a notebook by my side at all times. Well, at least I try to. I keep a notebook by my bed, I'll suddenly awaken to write and back to sleep I go. Is that a disorder? If it is, I'm keeping it. (Ha.) The days I find myself without one of my many notebooks, I feel so lost. I feel like I'm holding tons of marbles without a container, I will lose a marble or two in no time.
I do use my phone to type up quite a few things but nothing beats pen to paper for me, I should open a stationery store to make sure it never disappears.
Anywho, back to the story of creation.
One day, like most days ... another thought struck me but it was gold! Metaphorical gold! The idea was to name one of my notebooks "The Bouncing Brain". My heart skipped a beat and my mind danced to its rhythm. What a brilliant idea I said to myself while I smiled somewhat menacingly, so I assume. Then I thought, "OH A BLOG!". My inner jury was conflicted at the idea because the purpose of that notebook was to jot down the oh so random thoughts while keeping the authenticity of writing. But then my rebuttal to that was, "who said I had to stop writing, don't you love the way your new laptop's keys sound and feel ... entrancing you to keep writing ... to keep typing. If I do recall, you wanted to write more about everything of nothing." Touche. A blog it is!
I'll name my blog "The Bouncing Brain". Simple.
But before I do, I wanted to verify my originality. A quick google search proved me wrong. It already existed. I mean I can keep the idea and go forth but it no longer felt the same.
Fine. OH. Let me search the synonyms for "bouncing". AHA! IN THE PINK! Perfect! I do love me a play of words too! Let's do another cross-reference. AGAIN!? That's ok.
OHH .. how about BABBLING! That is actually much more accurate! ... not again!
I will not give up now, this has become a mission.
Synonyms of "babbling": Prattle ... gabble ... yabber (these are the ones that stood out the most).
Suddenly, I started saying in the rhythm of Fred Flintstone's YABBA DABBA DOO.
It started to feel like home again.
Now to find a pleasing scheme for these words. THEN BOOM YET AGAIN! The brain is referred to as "grey matter" and do you know what rhymes with "grey matter" ... YABBER!
YABBER OF THE GREY MATTER
This is, IN FACT, the most accurate representation of the tone of this blog!
Random chatter I'd like to share for entertainment purposes only.
Yabber of the Grey Matter
Because of the chatter
Feeling like Mad Hatter.
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